As this will be my last post until the new year, I wish all those who enjoy the blog a wonderful holiday and, if those in power don't wipe out the planet in the meantime, a new year full of mirth and merriment. So, my last blog of the year is the book 'THE ILLEGAL' …
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THE TRILLION DOLLAR SCAM
Last year, the Board of Testicle (the really juiced car company) awarded their CEO, HeLong Muskrat, a pay package of forty billion dollars. This was at a time when Muskrat’s favorite politicians, the Rumpettes in ‘Murica’s Congress, were fighting tooth and nail against sending fifty billion dollars of ‘Murican made weapons to U-Crane to help …
CHARLIE WHO?
The Rumpettes (formerly the Publican Party) are making much ado about the senseless killing of Charlie Kirk. According to His Highness Ronald Rump, the assassination of Kirk, not to mention all the rest of the violence in ‘Murica, is perpetrated soley by hateful left wing radicals, a sentiment that might be a tough sell for …
LET’S MAKE A DEAL
Wow! The world’s two greatest comedians are set to battle it out in Alaska tomorrow for the TITLE OF ‘KING OF COMEDY’. Yes, Vlad (the Impaler) Poutine of Rooskie is going head to head against the DEFENDING CHAMP, Ronald Rump, Grand High Imperial Twitterbug (GHIT) and PREZ for life. They will take centre stage in …
ELECTION FEVER
I'm back at the ol' igloo and the race is on! Kanadoodlians are sitting on the edge of their icebergs, basking in the excitement of a federal election. While the election has only just been called, the Consumptive Party, under the leadership of Pierre (Cluck-Cluck) Poulet had already been, over the past year, running …
WHAT JENNIFER DID
What Jennifer Did - Netflix 2024 documentary directed by Jenny Popplewell - A true crime drama about a young woman from Markham, Ontario who, in 2010 was responsible for the murder of her mother and attempted murder of her father. The events began with a 911 emergency call from Jennifer Pan pleading for help - …
THE TRILLIONAIRE GAME – HOW MUCH IS ENOUGH?
I’ve been sitting on the old ice block, tossing back a brewski and thinking about a billion dollars. It’s a BIG number, no doubt about it. I don’t know about you, but even without a brewski, I have difficulty wrapping my head around a billion dollars. It's the kind of number that goes with the …
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GOING, GOING… SOLD TO THE MAN WITH THE ORANGE HAIR
It’s official - Kanadoodle’s BOY WONDER, Dustbin Truthless, is stepping down as Prime Ribber. His Libelous Party is now beginning a process to select a new leader who will get to be the new Prime Ribber until an election is called - a period estimated to be about thirty-five seconds. Prediction: the new leader of …
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THE ONLY GIRL IN THE ORCHESTRA
Netflix - 2013: a documentary directed and produced by Molly O'Brien - My dearest darling wife maintains that there’s more to blog about than politics. The thought of a rolled eye gets me thinking I should give my loyal readers a break from political hilarity this week to have a look at a documentary …
Richard's Left Bank 