While returning from the NATO summit in Turnkey, security agents protecting THE RUMP from his usual off-gassing and constipation, whisked HIS HOLINESS into the front entrance of AIRFARCE ONE and out the back door. He was then hidden in a food container and brought secretly to another jet. The RUMP departed on the secret jet, …
Category: Whimsey
WHAT THE BILLIONAIRES NEED YOU TO BELIEVE
I saw the most charming little piece of drivel on a Facebook page the other day on why we shouldn’t increase taxation on the filthy rich. Some 20 watt bulb in the 100 watt filament of life likened our current tax situation to a group at a restaurant paying the bill. He insisted that if we …
SPORTS VS THE RUMP!
Fill a field with sweating males suffering from a surfeit of testosterone and adrenaline and make their sole job squashing their opponents so they can put some kind of small object into a net or between a post. Now, if Aunt Jemima came up with a recipe like that, no one would have heard of …
THIS WEEK IN THE ASYLUM
These days I pity people who make a living writing comedy and satire. The politicians and their antics are putting the professional gag masters to shame. Granted, it’s pretty hard to compete against the WORLD’S GREATEST COMEDIAN: THE ONE, THE ONLY RONALD RUMP, Prez for life, Emperor of the ‘Muricas, Viceroy of Greedland and KEEPER …
ANOTHER WEEK AT THE ZOO
His Holiness the PRINCE OF PEACE, Ronald Rump, started his week with a real blast of OF MIRTH AND MERRIMENT - another round of bombs on the I-Rainians. Taped to one of the warheads was his latest peace proposal demands, which included opening the oil channels in the Gulf of Rump (formerly the Gulf of Horrorsnoose), …
ARMAGEDDON ANYONE?
Anyone confused as to why ‘Murica would want to start a war with I-Rain with no thought, no plan and no exit except BOMB, BOMB, BOMB? Theories abound: everything from HIM thinking HE was invading Greeland to take over their coveted ice cubes to making billions on oil futures for HIMself and HIS billionaire …
KABAM!
The Prince of Peace, His Majesty Ronald Rump the Holy One, PREZ for LIFE, Grand High Imperial Twitterbug (GHIT) and World’s Greatest Comedian has scored yet another comedy coup. Say what you might, but starting a war against I-Rain and killing the I-AH-TOLD-YA, their Supreme leader, is more than your usual bit of clownmanship. As …
YOU MUST REMEMBER THIS
Remember back when most of the world was ruled by Stupid White Incompetent Guys (SWIGs, because they drove people to drink)? Those were the days when being a SWIG meant your path to success was paved in gold. After all, the lowest SWIG on the evolutionary scale was deemed to have abilities far greater than …
AN ANECDOTE FOR LARRY MUFFIN
For the other readers of my blog who are asking, “Larry who?”: Larry Muffin writes a blog that I follow. He’s a well-travelled, retired Canadian diplomat who lives on Prince Edward Island with his partner and Teeter, the latest in a series of dachshunds. His blogs are an eclectic blend that range from national …
THE EMPEROR’S OLD CLOTHES
The reasons for the decisions made by Ronald Rump, PREZ for life, Grand High Imperial Twitterbug (GHIT) and World’s Greatest Comedian are increasingly easy to fathom. You just have to start by recognizing that his comic genius is always based on one of three things sacred to him: self interest, ego, vengeance and the desire …
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