How does one survive rejection? Ronald Rump, once the Grand High Imperial Twitterbug (GHIT) and recipient of endless adoration, is now living on the fringes of fame after being demoted by voters into a Totally Witless Insensitive Turkey (TWIT). Democracy has failed him. The Publicans, the party that rolled over and begged him to ‘be …
Continue reading The Twit in Exile, The Prime Ribber in X-Aisles
With all the fuss at the end of Ronald Rump’s reign in ‘Murica, nothing was more exciting than the prospect of having someone in the Whitey House more devoted to comedy than the safety of the country. In fact, it caused me to wonder if the PREZ has to have a password to access ‘the …
As far as election excitement goes, you can’t beat the lead up to yesterday’s inauguration event. What other country has all those military personnel, fences, barbed-wire and bomb squads to protect their democracy from their own citizens? Now that the other guy – he who shall not be named by Publicans, is officially the new …
Kanadoodle has been rocked by the scandalous revelations that many of our politicians and a few senior health officials have escaped the snow and cold over the Christmas holidays and vacationed in warmer climes. Since it’s not just politicians up to their normal tricks, the public is demanding accountability. Indeed, one of health officials is …
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Is there anyone who really thinks the laugh fest is over just because the electorate clipped the wings of Ronald Rump, the Grand High Imperial Twitterbug - reclassifying him from GHIT to TWIT in just a few short weeks from now? It appears that he’s not just whacking tiny white balls into small holes and …
Continue reading The GHIT Diddles While Rome Does A Slow Burn
While Christmas comes but once a year, there is no season that you can’t find politicians up to their usual silly antics. In Kanadoodle we have our Prime Ribber, Dustbin Truthless, trying to make the most of a COVID vaccine roll out. He’s hoping that no one remembers the misplaced faith he put in a …
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Talk about the biggest election fraud in ‘Murican history! They stole this election! It was rigged! Yes, I’m talking about the recent inductees into the ‘Toy Hall of Fame’. Nominees included the board game ‘Risk’ and the figure ‘My Little Pony’. Winners were ‘Lightbright’ and ‘Sidewalk Chalk’. WHAT! NO LITTLE PONY? I MEAN REALLY! MY …
Don’t get me wrong - I like democracy. I like the opportunity to throw out whatever rascals are in power every four years – voting is much easier on the nerves than armed insurrection and revolutions. But that doesn’t mean democracy doesn’t have its drawbacks. The first drawback is the idea that, if one group …
If you think there’s a word missing, you haven’t considered the current state of politics. If you need examples of how broke it is, you need not look further than the elections that are about to culminate in both Blunder Country and down south in ‘Murica. Blunder Country has one blessing missing from the ‘Murican …
As predicted in a previous blog, Ronald Rump, the Grand High Imperial Twitterbug (GHIT) and current Prez of ‘Murica, has shaken off his bout of Confoundedly Ornery Vexatious Internal Disease (COVID) and is back on the campaign trail. The GHIT is particularly pleased to be able to tell ‘Muricans that they have nothing to fear …
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