Aside from reporting on the latest round of fresh disasters on the COVID front, our news outlets seem starved for anything other than Kanadoodle’s latest scandal involving the now retired top General. Did he or didn’t he? From a media perspective, first establishing guilt or innocence isn’t relevant. From a political perspective, everyone is already …
Category: Politics
Pass the Holy Hand Grenade
There’s nothing like a few good massacres to once again bring on a barrage of calls for gun control – not to mention a sputtering rage from gun enthusiasts. Is there a place for weapons in a modern society? Is there some sort of compromise in this endless debate? There are, after all, perfectly normal …
MAX for Millions!
This is Max but everyone calls him Cute. VOTE FOR MAX I keep telling him that he has a remarkable resemblance to the ‘Pluto’, star of U-Tube. He shrugs off the suggestion, reminding me that he does not speak in annoying nasal tones. He also points out that he’s much more handsome in any case. …
The Megan and Harry Show Meets the Pooparazzi
Royal Pains,,,,, How about that Megan and Harry? Will their baby be dark or light or spray painted rainbow? Will Harry and Charles kiss and make up? Will Catherine and Megan ever get their hair done together again? Will Granny and her consort, the Duke of Darth Vader, survive another royal pain in the ass? …
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The Twit in Exile, The Prime Ribber in X-Aisles
How does one survive rejection? Ronald Rump, once the Grand High Imperial Twitterbug (GHIT) and recipient of endless adoration, is now living on the fringes of fame after being demoted by voters into a Totally Witless Insensitive Turkey (TWIT). Democracy has failed him. The Publicans, the party that rolled over and begged him to ‘be …
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The Toaster is Asking For My Password
With all the fuss at the end of Ronald Rump’s reign in ‘Murica, nothing was more exciting than the prospect of having someone in the Whitey House more devoted to comedy than the safety of the country. In fact, it caused me to wonder if the PREZ has to have a password to access ‘the …
And the Real Winner is…
As far as election excitement goes, you can’t beat the lead up to yesterday’s inauguration event. What other country has all those military personnel, fences, barbed-wire and bomb squads to protect their democracy from their own citizens? Now that the other guy – he who shall not be named by Publicans, is officially the new …
Politicians, CEOs and Winter Breaks – I Blame the Government
Kanadoodle has been rocked by the scandalous revelations that many of our politicians and a few senior health officials have escaped the snow and cold over the Christmas holidays and vacationed in warmer climes. Since it’s not just politicians up to their normal tricks, the public is demanding accountability. Indeed, one of health officials is …
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The GHIT Diddles While Rome Does A Slow Burn
Is there anyone who really thinks the laugh fest is over just because the electorate clipped the wings of Ronald Rump, the Grand High Imperial Twitterbug - reclassifying him from GHIT to TWIT in just a few short weeks from now? It appears that he’s not just whacking tiny white balls into small holes and …
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The Most Memorable Christmas Ever is Coming Your Way
While Christmas comes but once a year, there is no season that you can’t find politicians up to their usual silly antics. In Kanadoodle we have our Prime Ribber, Dustbin Truthless, trying to make the most of a COVID vaccine roll out. He’s hoping that no one remembers the misplaced faith he put in a …
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