Every once in a while, one of Kanadoodle’s home grown politicos attempts a comedy skit that might put them in the big leagues. It’s a tough thing to do when they’re up against the world class hilarity of ‘Murica’s Ronald Rump, or Vlad (the Impaler) Poutine of Rooskie. Let’s face it, Kanadoodle may have lots …
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AND THE COMEDY JUST KEEPS COMING
The Grand High Imperial Twitterbug (GHIT), His Highness, Prez for Life and World’s Greatest Comedian: the one, THE ONLY, Ronald Rump, is ON FIRE right now with some of the GREATEST COMEDY ROUTINES ever achieved! Portland is a WAR ZONE! Wow, that had us rolling in the aisle, but sending troops to stamp out …
LET’S MAKE A DEAL
Wow! The world’s two greatest comedians are set to battle it out in Alaska tomorrow for the TITLE OF ‘KING OF COMEDY’. Yes, Vlad (the Impaler) Poutine of Rooskie is going head to head against the DEFENDING CHAMP, Ronald Rump, Grand High Imperial Twitterbug (GHIT) and PREZ for life. They will take centre stage in …
THE SKY IS NO LONGER THE LIMIT
Do you wake up every morning dreading what horrible or idiotic thing HE is going to do today? Are you tired of your daily diet of news that seems to be obsessed with covering every drooling pronouncement from HIM? Is it increasingly difficult to believe that supposedly sane people cheer and celebrate HIM, no matter …
WHERE’S THE NEAREST CLIFF?
Lemmings got a bad rap. Legions of people think the cute, furry little rodents have an instinct for self-destruction, throwing themselves, on mass, over cliffs when their populations get too large. This bogus belief began as a result of a Disney wildlife film called ‘White Wilderness’ made in 1958. The film has a scene with …
TRUST THY RUMP
I was out in the dogsled searching for ice cubes when a chilling thought crossed my mind. I forgot to turn off the blowtorch in the igloo before I left on my trek! It’s bad enough the climate has warmed up so much the roof has been dripping of late, but that’s nothing compared to …
ISN’T IT GRAND?
Gosh, what a time to be living! Waking up EVERY morning, knowing that ALL the problems in ‘Murica AND around the world, will be solved by dinner time - content that the remaining days before the Rump begins his third term will be devoted to basking in beds of rose petals. We in Kanadoodle would …
THE TRILLIONAIRE GAME – HOW MUCH IS ENOUGH?
I’ve been sitting on the old ice block, tossing back a brewski and thinking about a billion dollars. It’s a BIG number, no doubt about it. I don’t know about you, but even without a brewski, I have difficulty wrapping my head around a billion dollars. It's the kind of number that goes with the …
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WHAT HAPPENED IN THE 1970’S?
The ‘people’ in ‘Murica, by which I mean the little folk - not the billionaires, are pissed with the system and it’s no wonder. Federal Reserve data shows that the economic bottom 50 percent of U.S. households now hold less than 4 percent of the country’s assets, while the top 10% income earners hold over …
GOING, GOING… SOLD TO THE MAN WITH THE ORANGE HAIR
It’s official - Kanadoodle’s BOY WONDER, Dustbin Truthless, is stepping down as Prime Ribber. His Libelous Party is now beginning a process to select a new leader who will get to be the new Prime Ribber until an election is called - a period estimated to be about thirty-five seconds. Prediction: the new leader of …
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