Remember back when most of the world was ruled by Stupid White Incompetent Guys (SWIGs, because they drove people to drink)? Those were the days when being a SWIG meant your path to success was paved in gold. After all, the lowest SWIG on the evolutionary scale was deemed to have abilities far greater than …
Category: Whimsey
AN ANECDOTE FOR LARRY MUFFIN
For the other readers of my blog who are asking, “Larry who?”: Larry Muffin writes a blog that I follow. He’s a well-travelled, retired Canadian diplomat who lives on Prince Edward Island with his partner and Teeter, the latest in a series of dachshunds. His blogs are an eclectic blend that range from national …
THE EMPEROR’S OLD CLOTHES
The reasons for the decisions made by Ronald Rump, PREZ for life, Grand High Imperial Twitterbug (GHIT) and World’s Greatest Comedian are increasingly easy to fathom. You just have to start by recognizing that his comic genius is always based on one of three things sacred to him: self interest, ego, vengeance and the desire …
FASCISM IN KANADOODLE?
Every once in a while, one of Kanadoodle’s home grown politicos attempts a comedy skit that might put them in the big leagues. It’s a tough thing to do when they’re up against the world class hilarity of ‘Murica’s Ronald Rump, or Vlad (the Impaler) Poutine of Rooskie. Let’s face it, Kanadoodle may have lots …
AND THE COMEDY JUST KEEPS COMING
The Grand High Imperial Twitterbug (GHIT), His Highness, Prez for Life and World’s Greatest Comedian: the one, THE ONLY, Ronald Rump, is ON FIRE right now with some of the GREATEST COMEDY ROUTINES ever achieved! Portland is a WAR ZONE! Wow, that had us rolling in the aisle, but sending troops to stamp out …
LET’S MAKE A DEAL
Wow! The world’s two greatest comedians are set to battle it out in Alaska tomorrow for the TITLE OF ‘KING OF COMEDY’. Yes, Vlad (the Impaler) Poutine of Rooskie is going head to head against the DEFENDING CHAMP, Ronald Rump, Grand High Imperial Twitterbug (GHIT) and PREZ for life. They will take centre stage in …
THE SKY IS NO LONGER THE LIMIT
Do you wake up every morning dreading what horrible or idiotic thing HE is going to do today? Are you tired of your daily diet of news that seems to be obsessed with covering every drooling pronouncement from HIM? Is it increasingly difficult to believe that supposedly sane people cheer and celebrate HIM, no matter …
WHERE’S THE NEAREST CLIFF?
Lemmings got a bad rap. Legions of people think the cute, furry little rodents have an instinct for self-destruction, throwing themselves, on mass, over cliffs when their populations get too large. This bogus belief began as a result of a Disney wildlife film called ‘White Wilderness’ made in 1958. The film has a scene with …
TRUST THY RUMP
I was out in the dogsled searching for ice cubes when a chilling thought crossed my mind. I forgot to turn off the blowtorch in the igloo before I left on my trek! It’s bad enough the climate has warmed up so much the roof has been dripping of late, but that’s nothing compared to …
ISN’T IT GRAND?
Gosh, what a time to be living! Waking up EVERY morning, knowing that ALL the problems in ‘Murica AND around the world, will be solved by dinner time - content that the remaining days before the Rump begins his third term will be devoted to basking in beds of rose petals. We in Kanadoodle would …
Richard's Left Bank 