YES, DEAR READER, I WAS WRONG!

Who would have thought?  Ex-Prez and Grand High Imperial Twitterbug – the GHIT, the ONE, the ONLY, RONALD RUMP is once again close to regaining his crown as King of Comedy.   After weeks of practicing his scowling face for supporters and reporters, the courtroom verdict came in and the laughter hasn’t ended.  

There was I, prior to the close of the trial, opining that ‘Murica couldn’t produce twelve people who would agree on anything related to the Rump.  It would only take ONE HOLDOUT on the jury to acquit.  I put my money on a hung jury – everyone said it was a sure thing.  WE WAS WRONG!

I even checked this morning to see if the sun still rose in the east (it did) and had to admit – I was wrong.  

And straight from the mouth of the Almighty, (Rump’s right hand deity) after the verdict: it was rigged, it’s a travesty, it’s weaponizing the legal system, it’s the deep state trying to bring him down, the DEVIL made them do it, it was a dark and STORMY night!  IT’S ALL PART OF THE COMEDY ACT.

Of course, the Rump maintains his innocence but there are skeptics.  In fact, some of these malcontents think the Rump lies about everything.  Shame on them!  Just look at some of the truths the Rump has uttered in the past year about what he’ll do when he’s PREZ: 

– use all the resources of government to go after his enemies and jail the lot,

– fire everyone in public service who he thinks belongs to the ‘deep state’ and replace them with true believers, 

– revamp the judiciary system so only true blue believers get appointed as judges, 

– support a group that wants to ‘eradicate all abortions’, 

– set up concentration camps for all illegal immigrants and then expel them from ‘Murica, 

– celebrate the Jan. 6 rioters and free any who are currently jailed, 

– abandon NATO, 

– be extra nice to Vlad the Impaler of Rooskie and let him take over any European country he wants (Vlad, after all, is spending millions on the Rump’s re-election campaign), 

– cut taxes for the filthy rich, 

– reduce government regulation so corporations can once again return to the bliss of unfettered greed, 

– support fossil fuel usage while mocking climate change and 

-modify the ‘Murican constitution so he can run again… and again… and again… 

COME ON NOW SKEPTICS – YOU KNOW THESE AREN’T LIES!  Give him the royal robe and the Rump will get to work – HE’S TELLING THE TRUTH – even if he has to sign the executive orders from a jail cell.

The laugh fest continues for anyone who thinks the conviction makes the slightest bit of difference to his legion of acolytes in the Publican Cult (the organization decided to give up ‘party’ status in favor of recognizing their souls all belong to the GHIT).  After all, what’s a believer for if you can’t believe?  It’s all part of THE ACT!

A TRUE BELIEVER’S GUIDE TO THE 11TH COMMANDMENT – QUESTIONS THOU SHALT NEVER ASK OF YOUR RUMP:

– How do you ‘rig’ all twelve jury members when your legal team helps in the selection process?

– If he’s really innocent, why is he avoiding and delaying all his trials?

– Why do so many people who used to work closely with the Rump now warn everyone he’s a ‘threat to democracy’ (not to mention a number of the                                                                         military generals who worked with him that signed an open letter saying he’s ‘unfit’ to be Commander in Chief?)

TL:DR – Lincoln may have thought you can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time but when it comes to the Rump, it doesn’t matter who’s fooling who – it’s all part of THE ACT – the great Rump reality show – Entertainment for everyone. (Broadcast in glorious color on every channel –  everyday)