Talk about the biggest election fraud in ‘Murican history! They stole this election! It was rigged! Yes, I’m talking about the recent inductees into the ‘Toy Hall of Fame’. Nominees included the board game ‘Risk’ and the figure ‘My Little Pony’. Winners were ‘Lightbright’ and ‘Sidewalk Chalk’. WHAT! NO LITTLE PONY? I MEAN REALLY! MY …
Category: Politics
If It’s Broke, Don’t Fix It – Part Two
Don’t get me wrong - I like democracy. I like the opportunity to throw out whatever rascals are in power every four years – voting is much easier on the nerves than armed insurrection and revolutions. But that doesn’t mean democracy doesn’t have its drawbacks. The first drawback is the idea that, if one group …
If It’s Broke, Don’t Fix It – Pt 1
If you think there’s a word missing, you haven’t considered the current state of politics. If you need examples of how broke it is, you need not look further than the elections that are about to culminate in both Blunder Country and down south in ‘Murica. Blunder Country has one blessing missing from the ‘Murican …
The GHIT is Back in the Saddle Again!
As predicted in a previous blog, Ronald Rump, the Grand High Imperial Twitterbug (GHIT) and current Prez of ‘Murica, has shaken off his bout of Confoundedly Ornery Vexatious Internal Disease (COVID) and is back on the campaign trail. The GHIT is particularly pleased to be able to tell ‘Muricans that they have nothing to fear …
The GHIT Gets IT!
Like all great artists, the Grand High Imperial Twitterbug (GHIT), Ronald Rump and Prez of 'Murica, is willing to make great sacrifices for his comedy. After months of jabs, jibes and laughs against those timid Timmies that want to wear masks and social distance, the GHIT has now chosen the perfect way to further undermine …
The GHIT, The Great SHOUT and Back in Blunder Country
First in ‘Murica - Tuesday brought forth one of the essential rituals of an election in ‘Murica – the Silly Hollering Of Useless Threats or SHOUT. For those unaware of this curious historically based event, the SHOUT is when the two leading contenders for the position of Prez face off against one another for the …
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A Modest Proposal
There just seems to be no end of squabbling in ‘Murica between the Grand High Imperial Twitterbug (GHIT) with his Publican party and their foes, the Demo-rugrats. If one side says ‘up’, the other will say ‘down’ and it’s doubtful these days if they could even agree from which direction the sun will come up …
The Great GHIT in Question
Some in Kanadoodle have a keen interest in watching the politics in ‘Murica, but every so often cultural difference arise that leave us puzzled. The perplexities have multiplied since the ascension of the great GHIT (Grand High Imperial Twitterbug), Ronald Rump, to the throne of leadership in ‘Murica. Now you probably know from past blogs …
Meanwhile, Back in Kanadoodle
With all the excitement of an impending election in ‘Murica, and all the attendant mirth that only the Grand High Imperial Twitterbug (GHIT) Ronald Rump can generate, it’s all too easy to forget about the local wonders of politics in Kanadoodle. The fearless Dustbin Truthless, Prime Ribber of the land, has once again taken a …
Is the GHIT in Trouble?
There’s nothing that the citizens of Kanadoodle love more than watching a good political punch-up in ‘Murica. Ronald Rump, the Grand High Imperial Twitterbug in ‘Murica right now, has more detractors in Kanadoodle than any politician in living memory – including candidates from either side of the border. The GHIT just seems to go against …
