TROUBLE IN THE U-CRANE – THANK THE GHIT

Thank goodness we’ve spent trillions of dollars on nuclear weapons as a deterrent to war.  That pretty much leaves our current crop of megalomaniacs with nothing but ‘conventional’ weapons to throw around in their quest to conquer the world. 

Yes, here we are, well into the 21st century, and we can still enjoy the antics of world leaders who have visions of ruling the universe.  Vlad (the Impaler) Pootine from Rooskie has vaulted ahead of the rest of the planet’s muscle brains now that he’s not only ruffling the feathers of his neighbor U-Crane, but trying to swallow it whole.

Like all of the conquerors before him, Vlad has contempt for weakness and is capable of anything – if he thinks he can get away with it.  He obviously believes he can brush aside U-Crane’s army and the rest of the world will be incapable of doing anything to hurt him.  Sanctions?  Even draconian sanctions can take years to be effective and usually hurt the populace of a nation faster and harder than the idiots in charge. 

And let’s not forget what happened when Vlad took over the Crime-mia without firing a shot.  There were sanctions, but they fell apart the moment the Grand High Imperial Twitterbug (GHIT), Ronald Rump became the ‘Prez of ‘Murica. 

You may remember the ‘Murican election that the GHIT stole from Hilarity Clintics.  Vlad had thousands of Rooskie’s working on the GHIT’s campaign and they’ve been good friends ever since.  The GHIT won with a campaign promise to ‘make ‘Murica grate again’.  That turned out to mean making nice with Vlad, dropping sanctions and pooping on all ‘Murica’s traditional European allies.

Counting the days until the next election in ‘Murica and confident he can help the GHIT become the GHIT once more, Vlad is little worried by a few sanctions.  He’ll rain down bombs on the U-Crane until they cave, then sit back, wait for the GHIT to deflect the wrath of ‘Murica and congratulate himself on being the greatest Rooskie leader since good old Joe S.

TL:DR – Wanted: volunteer Ottawa protestors for use against Rooskies in the U-Crane.  Come FIGHT FOR REAL FREEDOM – big rig not required.

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